Q: What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player? A: They both like to hammer spikes. Q: What do blockers and waiters have in common? A: If they do a good job, there will be a big fat tip coming. Q: What can you serve but never eat? A: A volleyball. Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court? A: Annette. Q: Who directed the movie about Volleyball injuries?
I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank. I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow.
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What do you call a beach volleyball player with two brain cells? Pregnant Why did the volleyball player join the army? To serve our country. Son: I made fun of a volleyball player and I got hit on the head. Mom: It serves you well. What happens when the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You dig your own grave. My volleyball opponent was not happy with my serve.
Volleyball. Jokes. Q: Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the party? A: He spiked the punch. Sports Volleyball. Vote Up +4.
A. Not one player can carry the volleyball and a whole team. Q. How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand? A. The server knew that it was the foot fault. Q. Why are volleyball players so blameless? A. They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame. Q. Why do benched players look so wise? A. They don’t look like the fools on the floor entertaining the crowds. Q: What do you do when you play a volleyball team of Satanists?
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(Swimming Jokes) Why are volleyball players so blameless?… They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good volleyball knock-knock joke? How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?…
Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?… They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow. (Swimming Jokes) How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?… Every time one of them sets an X down the other one just says O. Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?…